Day 170: Tell us all the jokes you know!

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!

P1: Knock Knock

P2: Whose There?

P1: Hatch

P2: Hatch Who?

P1: Bless you

What is mario's favorite jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

2 Part Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get to the idiots house

P1: Knock Knock 

P2: Whose there?

P1: The Chicken

P2: *shakes head*

P1: Someone called you an owl.

P2: Who?

P1: *Laughs*- tells P2 that's what owl's say

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WAAAAAATAAAAAH